That Stupid Camper

"The stupid camper. I've gotten made fun of ever since we got it. The door doesn't shut right, the zip up windows don't close all the way, and it leaks. Mom and Dad thought it was a great adventure, but I just want to get rid of it."

"Imagine getting it in the 1st place. Spending time with your family in a cramped little space for a whole wwhole we. My family can't spend one hour in the same room."

"There is no privacy. We all spend time with each other 24/7. In the winter, my sister's all climb in our bed and we end up all on top of each other. We play board games every single night. And we cook and do the dishes every night, by the time we go to bed everyone is slap happy."

"I don't think I've ever done the dishes...or cooked. We don't own any board games. My parents don't really smile yet alone get slap happy."

"Well, my dad always hugs my mom from behind and we dance and sing to old country music. The sights and scenery are really pretty. Me and my siblings have this inside joke that...nevermind."

"I am so glad my parents haven't tried to make us have family bonding trips."

"Yeah." I want nothing more than the camper with all our memories.